This article is hilarious:
http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism_p2
Read on for more fun. Favorite snippet:
Because it’s Scotland, and they still build fucking men up there.
In the space of about 30 seconds, this man was in a car accident, an explosion, lit aflame and then kicked in the balls with more force than a human foot can technically take.