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Memoirs of a Monster

I’m reading some twisted blog called The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster, which is basically a blog written by Darth Vader himself where he candidly recaps the events of the Star Wars movies in his own words.

One of the more recent entries had a cool description on Darth Vader’s ability to use the force to feel what might happen:

Okay, I admit it. I cut off the kid's hand. Everything went downhill after that.

Blast! Blast! Blast! I am such an idiot.

I surveilled my son as he walked through the city, my eyes closed, my back to the security monitors. His spirit danced and rained, his emotions farting out bright, flickering clouds of micro-causal flotsam in every direction. Lumbering arcs of probability swung around him in sick, drunken orbits, any one of them threatening to actualize at a sneeze.

Quite a lightshow, really. People who cannot see the Force have no idea what they are missing.

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