Primordial Ooze

Oh my golly gee. I can’t believe I forgot to ask for a payment for my work in Nigera. I am so absent-minded. I better act on this fast.

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PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO. (Governor)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ADD:
CBN HEADQUATER- ZARIA STR,. GARKI-ABUJA, NIGERIA
DATE: 10/05/2005

YOU’RE PAYMENT CONTRACT NO: 043WX/NNPC/FGN/PH-KADREF/2001.
FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION: PRESIDENT / CEO.

Honorable contractor,

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments in respect of the contract which you executed here in Nigeria. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is US$16M (Sixteen Million United States dollars). Please re-confirm to me if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings.

(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
(3) Company name, position and address.
(4) Profession, age and marital status.
(5) Copy of international passport.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you .Please note that all payments is strictly by telegraphic transfer. Get back to me through my alternative Email (guvsoludoc@yahoo.co.uk) or kindly call me, as soon as you send email to me.

Regards,

Prof. Charles C. Soludo, (Exec. Governor).
DL-TEL: 234-803-302-2409. ADD: CBN Headquarter- Zaria Str. Garki-Abuja, Nigeria.