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June 25, 2007

Will Ferrell and "Pearl"

This amazingly funny web video was sent to me back in May and I just now got through my inbox:

Good Cop, Baby Cop

At the end, there was a note about how this was Pearl's Farewell Performance. This made me curious to look into it more.

As it turns out, Will Ferrell did another short video with this little girl, entitled, “The Landlord,” and it’s even funnier.

The Landlord

Funny thing is that this was mentioned in the New York Times, too.

Oh, and there is one by Brooke Shields:

Playground Tales with Brooke Shields

Oh and don’t forget to look up the hauntingly funny and titillating one called “Laundry Room Girl”. Good stuff.

Thanks José!

How to Make a Comic Strip

A friend sent a link to Scott Adams’ blog where he goes through a simple and very enjoyable explanation on how to make a comic strip.

I encourage you to give it a read. I was fascinated by the process of opening u p a new 600dpi document and drawing a “rough” at a low-zoom and then graying out that layer and zooming in for the “inking” phase, where he gets a smooth high-resolution lines. Just like tracing paper.

Of course, my new love is that tablet monitor he raves about from Wacom, the Cintiq 21UX.

Cintiq_a_slot

Thanks Kevin!

June 24, 2007

If this is you, you've had a bit too much to drink

Bottles

Fallen

Smiles

Stacked

Fallen

Baking

Caged

Wrapped

Plugged

Staked

Inked

Elevated

Enjoy.

June 23, 2007

Comments off, sorry

I had to turn comments off on Primordial Ooze because I was getting a significant amount of spam recently. So much so, I think it may have taken down the server. I will try and re-enable comments as soon as I can.

June 22, 2007

Dramatic Chipmunk

Saw this funny short video on my friend’s blog, assface. I searched YouTube for a version I could embed and here it is:

Don’t watch the eyes too closely, or you may fall into its spell.

June 20, 2007

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June 16, 2007

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Giving the Finger

You will never see so many ways to give the finger as you will see in this short act by the Umbilical Brothers. Brilliant and hilarious.make sure you at watch toward the end. The fencing act is one of my favorites, but nothing beats the open window. Via haha.nu

June 15, 2007

del.icio.us bookmarks and daily links

Just so you know, I enabled a “thingy” within the del.icio.us bookmark service that will wind up posting a blog entry daily with my latest bookmarks. So, when you see short explanation-free posts with a few links, you know that it’s not me, but the del.icio.us autobot posting my latest links. I hope you enjoy them and I don’t forget the service is active when I link to silly things.

June 10, 2007

Why time travel gets me upset

I finally saw a blog post that provides me with an opportunity to explain why I feel that most if not all time travel stories are unrealistic (hah!).

The original post was made by the Bad Astronomer and he links to a cool website which let’s you calculate how far you move (on the Earth, in space) in a given time period: www.earthmove.info.

“My old friend and evil twin Richard Wiseman came up with a funny idea: if you were to add up all the motions of the Earth over a given period of time, how far would it have moved?

Lessee: it spins at 1000 mph at the Equator (don’t forget to compensate for latitude), it orbits the Sun at 18 miles per second, the Sun orbits the Galactic center at about 200 mps, and the Galaxy is moving toward th Andromeda Galaxy while simultaneously falling into a massive cluster of galaxies called The Great Attractor. Oh — the Universe is expanding, with the visible edge receding from us (or equally, we are receding from it) at the speed of light.”

So, how does this relate to time travel? Let’s say that if you went back in time a single minute and your time machine was located in a comfortable laboratory in Midtown New York, you would be instantly transported 11,018,000 miles away. Rather, you would be in the same spot and the Earth would be 11,018,000 miles away, where it was 1 minute ago.

So, a proper time machine would also be equipped with rockets and lots and lots of fuel. This way, once you find yourself in deep space (one minute ago), you can start heading back to Earth. Even so, to travel 11MM miles at the speed of light (or close to it, ignoring acceleration and deceleration) still takes like a minute or something. So, by the time you got back to Earth, you’d be back where you started. Oh, but not really. Since you’d be warping space-time traveling at relativistic speeds like that… Earth would likely be 100 years in the future once you got there.

When you arrive, people will wonder where you were all this time and won’t believe you when you claim to have gone BACK in time.

An alternative time machine that might solve all of these problems might be more like a time dilator and a transporter all wrapped up in one. So, you can not only go back in time, but the machine will calculate the crazy looping trajectories needed to get you to exactly the same spot on Earth one minute ago. This could be dangerous, of course, since you might miscalculate and fuse with the Earth’s core. Geez, couldn’t you also fuse with air molecules when you appear? Perhaps all of this is most safely done in a vacuum. Anyway, you better have a computer with a lot of significant digits in it’s floating point processor.

Round-off error could be a problem otherwise.

-n

June 6, 2007

Bye, bye, Bloglines

Rip_bloglines

Finally, after like 3 or so years, I am closing the doors on Bloglines. Bloglines has been my RSS Aggregator of choice since I started using RSS aggregators.

Like a lot of people, I started out with some of the offline ones like RSS Bandit and NewsGator. However, I found that I wasn’t always using my laptop (as a single store for offline items) nor was I always reading entries at work or at home. It became clear very quickly that an online aggregator like Bloglines was the solution for me.

I wrote about Bloglines here at Primordial Ooze many times. I wrote an early Bloglines RSS extractor in Python which helped me manage my iPodder subscriptions back in the very early days of Podcasting.

When I got a mobile device with broadband Internet access, I discovered Bloglines’ mobile version which was simple and perfect for my commute.

Then, the trouble began. Bloglines development was progressing slower than molasses. At some point during all of this, Google Reader came out. I could have moved over at that point but the Google mobile reader simply wasn’t ready.

Still, Google kept innovating and new features were being added on a regular basis. Contrast this to the sickly pace I was experiencing over at Bloglinesland. Only in the past 12 months has Bloglines slowly added features:

  • A better mass-subscription editing mode
  • More AJAXy goodness so I don’t have to refresh so much
  • Um…

That’s not a very long list.

Then, all of a sudden, Google Reader announced that they will support Google’s new Google Gears offline plugin to Firefox.

I was interested so I export my subscriptions from Bloglines, imported them into Reader, checked out the mobile version and was simply amazed at the improvements made since I last looked.

  • Far more AJAX than Bloglines could ever have, resulting in a cleaner less web-like experience
  • Offline capabilities (though not too important to me)
  • Excellent tagging and searching of feeds
  • Reading trend analysis to help be continually cull and grow my subscription list to suit my changing reading habits
  • The “Next” bookmarklet is fantastic for all of those feeds with annoying partial entries. It brings  up the next unread item, except the actual page referenced i n the RSS and not the content of the RSS! This will change the way I read RSS.
  • And a lot more.

If you are a Bloglines user, you should consider Google Reader. IMHO, it’s better, more innovative, tons more features, and maintained with a lot more dedication which will only serve to increase its lead.

R.I.P. Bloglines

June 3, 2007

No one gets left behind...

Incredible, incredible, incredible video.

A really epic struggle between three species and the end result may bring tears to your eyes.